Sea salt baked crisps reveal every weakness of the baked format. No bold flavouring to distract from the texture issues. No strong seasoning to create the illusion of satisfaction. Just salt and baked potato product and the vague sense that you’ve made a mistake.
These taste like healthy choices taste. Virtuous. Unsatisfying. The kind of snack you eat while telling yourself you’re being good, even as your taste buds mourn what could have been.
The sea salt is fine. The baked crisp is what it is. Together they create something technically edible and spiritually empty.
Eat an apple instead. At least then you’re actually being healthy.
