French Fries are the background music of the multipack. Not crisps exactly, not anything else specifically. Thin potato stick things that you eat because they’re there, not because you chose them.
Ready salted is the most minimal expression of this minimal snack. Salt on potato sticks. Nothing more. Nothing to remember. Nothing to return for.
Children eat these without complaint because children eat anything in small bags with cartoon branding. Adults eat these when the multipack has nothing else left. Nobody actively selects French Fries Ready Salted from available options.
They exist. They’re salted. That’s the complete review.


