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Walkers Squares Salt & Vinegar aren’t your average crisp — they’re a geometric intervention in a world of curls, puffs and ridges. These little pillows of fried potato starch are square in name, shape and spirit. You don’t eat them so much as crunch through them like a biscuit you weren’t supposed to find in the crisps aisle. Texture and crunch The first thing to say: these things crunch like nobody’s business. You could break a silence with them. They shatter in the mouth with a brittle, almost glass-like snap — less “crispy” than “crispened.” Compared to your average crisp,…

If Salt & Vinegar Squares are the brash frontman of the Walkers Squares trio, Cheese & Onion Squares are the curious rhythm guitarist: less explosive, more mysterious, but still very much part of the band. They’re not shouting for attention, but they leave an impression. Texture and crunch As ever with Squares, you get the signature crunch — crisp, rigid, and gratifyingly loud. The shape helps: folded and puffed like tiny square pillows, they snap under pressure and collapse in the mouth with a dry, satisfying bite. A crunch-lover’s crisp, no question. Flavour profile Cheese & Onion is a mainstay…